Sticker value

I thought that it would be really funny to write about some of the random/interesting bumper stickers I've seen while jogging or walking (to the park) with kids I babysit...enjoy

• "Gas Hole" located on the gas tank of an old truck
• "who would Jesus bomb?"... a very interesting political statement & I would like to know the logic as to why this person put a sticker that says that on their car
• "I'm only speeding because I have to go poop" (which also includes a little drawing of poo)
• "reading is sexy" ...this was on a car w/ a Washington license plate (because I thought it was important that it came from a Washington car--haha)